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If an anthropomorphized raccoon used a metal detector, I imagine it would be happy finding a popcan tab!
Darn perfectionism. 😦 I was putting too much pressure on myself, so the blog started to feel like work. After avoiding it for months, I’m taking over my anxiety and persevering. Here is my attempt at creating an inspirational quote: To be flawless is futile and fake. Being fallible brings freedom and fun. Did you notice the use of alliteration? 🙂
Many colors of grapes
Some of different shapes
All grapes can be nibbled
Even if they’re gibbled
P.S. Google says that all grapes are edible, but not necessarily tasty. FYI Don’t eat the poisonous grape impostor called common moonseed.
I fell asleep yesterday and didn’t post, but I woke up in time to take the cinnamon buns out of the oven! Also, I’m going to change post days to WTF instead of MTWTF (i.e. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday instead of Monday to Friday. WTF. Get it? 🙂 ). I bit off more than I could chew (which never happens with cupcakes). I’m using this as an opportunity to put self-compassion into action.
Too many details are used to say
Simple directions to drive one way
Allowing small errors, I just can’t
You’re stuck with a pedantic pet ant
Itty bitty piggies
Lined up along the wall
Meaty morsels snuggled warm
All rolled into a ball
Masses of pink-brown chub
All the way to their feet
No tummies get them tonight
Too cute and smart to eat
I’m going away for a few days, so I’m hitting pause on the daily WTFs. I’ll be back Monday. 🙂 Ciao!
Chocolate hazelnut spread
Is delicious on bread
If you eat it with a giant spoon
The 1 kilo jar disappears soon
Husband decides to hide the Nutella
But the jokes on you, I found it, fella!
I love Nutella almost as much as I love cats. ❤
Covid is cramping our style
It’s been here for quite awhile
Let’s work together to make it end
And help continue its downward trend
So stop the spread of the disease
Cover your cough and block your sneeze
If you’re able, please get your vaccines
I promise it can’t get in your genes
Microchip conspiracy is just dumb
Seriously, where did that thought come from?
And it’s really not too much to ask
For us all to wear our freakin’ mask